Jen: Bri, do you think your brother loves me?

Bri: Well, technically babies don’t start loving and longing for someone until they’re six months old, so…..no.

Overheard in a public restroom today…..

Man 1: …..I don’t understand why these gay guys feel they have to do that.

Man 2: Well, it must be hard for them, having to hide it all the time.

(as they head for the door, it occurs to him they weren’t alone.)

Man 1: We gotta stop having gay conversations in the bathroom.